Fuck You, Gilmore Girls

Fuck both of you.  You think your town is so goddam cute and filled with such quirky, funny people.  I’ve got news for you.  It’s filled with freaks.  And you two are no exception.  You think talking so fast makes us think you’re smart, do you?  Well, let me tell you something.  It just makes you sound vaguely autistic.  So go to your crappy diner, eat another cheese burger, make a joke about loving coffee and a reference to a band that I’m supposed to think is cool, and then choke on a fry.

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