Look, JD, buddy, I know you’re amazed. We all are. We’re all amazed by the power, the mastery, the ‘je ne sais quoi’ of Criss Angel. His impact on society is insurmountable. But…why are you there? We know from the interview caption you’re his “brother”. Or you’d like us to think so. But you’re not him, JD. You’re not Criss. And pretending your presence is important is annoying and hacky. You’re nothing but a mortal piece of Long Island garbage.
So stop your tears, cut your disgusting excuse for hair, and get away from our Mindfreak.