You and your pale skin, your Urban Outfitters graphic tees, your less-toned body, your glasses, your superiority complex after attending Community college, your everything. You just think you’re soooo damn special, don’t you Vin. Well hear this:
You. Are. Boring. And a prick.
You consider yourself above the GTL, but this season, who was GTL-ing harder than anybody? You’re a fucking hypocrite and you know it. You think you’re so above the Snookis and the The Situations of the world, but you aren’t. Because you’re a misogynistic, boring, stupid asshole who’s a fucking follower and a douchebag.
So wear your fucking pink tee, talk shit, and pray to God MTV’s fucked up enough on PCP and is too hysterical to notice you’re still around. Pray hard.