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Fuck You, Marissa

Marissa Cooper.  Where do I begin. Let’s start with TJ.  You know, where you ODed season 1 and passed out in a Mexican alley?  What the fuck, are you that desparate for attention?  Sheesh. Or how about that creep Oliver, … Continue reading

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Fuck You, Jim and Pam

You two are monsters. For years I waited, years for the romance to blossom.  To florish.  How wrong I was. How wrong we all were. Between Pam’s newfound self-confidence and Jim’s stalking-turned-marriage, you both have turned into complete assholes.   … Continue reading

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Fuck You, Vinny

So MTV was looking for a “normal” guy to balance out the trashy, imeanentertaining cast members.  And that’s where you came in Vinny. You and your pale skin, your Urban Outfitters graphic tees, your less-toned body, your glasses, your superiority … Continue reading

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Fuck You, Sammi

You are a disgrace to all women. Not only are you a complete moron, but you’re delusional. You have no respect for yourself. You are so pathetic that you can’t handle life without the man you “love.” Why did you … Continue reading

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Fuck You, Daria

Maybe not everyone in the world is a total douche bag, Daria.  Maybe not everyone is stupid.  Maybe not everyone is just a joke to be laughed at.  Maybe, just maybe, it’s you who sucks.  Look around you, Daria.  Kevin … Continue reading

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Fuck You, Lauren

You write.  You design.  You star. You also chastise.  Intimidate.  Reprimand. And set COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS FOR YOUR FRIENDS THAT ALWAYS END WITH YOU SCREAMING AT THEM FOR NOT BEING AS OBSESSED WITH YOU AS YOU WANT THEM TO BE. … Continue reading

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Fuck You, Ryan Wolfe

Honestly, who do you think you are? You only became part of Horatio Cain’s CSI team because Speed was killed — my guess is so the actor could play the dreaded Burger on Sex and the City — due to … Continue reading

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